• She probably does not know what that is, so I can say I'm going to Las Vegas to play poker and she'll think it's something like that!

    Fernando Alonso on what his mother would think about the Indy 500, motor.as.com, April 20th 2016

  • It looks so easy when you watch it on TV, but it's not.

    Franck Perera on racing ovals, Homestead 2008

  • Eyes on the starter...

    Tom Carnegie

  • That was the hairiest day I've ever had.

    Ryan Hunter Reay, Indy 500 Bump Day 2009

  • She was acting like a spoiled brat. I don't respect that. I tried to step away. She kept grabbing on me like a dog that wanted to bite my ankles.

    Dan Wheldon on Danica Patrick, June 2007

  • We're all back to square zero!

    James Hinchcliffe on the start of a new season, Trackside, March 18th 2014

  • Who is the buff guy in blue with the big #Schnozolla?

    Chip Ganassi on Tony Kanaan's Family Feud appearance, via Twitter, July 26th 2016

  • I lifted a little, but I didn't touch the brake.

    Will Power on the art of restarting, St Pete's, March 30th 2014

  • I plan to be here hopefully until I'm into my 40s, and to accomplish something like Scott has done.

    Alexander Rossi on building an IndyCar legacy, Mobil1TheGrid.com, December 10th 2018

  • Will he get through? Where is he? Where is he? There he is!

    Tom Carnegie on A.J. Foyt, 1967

  • My mom hasn't played much of a role in my racing career. In fact, I think she still wants me to join the Coast Guard. But I still love her.

    PJ Chesson on Mothers Day

  • Some of the drivers who don't want to do the Indy 500, they just have small balls. I think that's the only explanation.

    Mikhail Aleshin on drivers who are too scared to run the Indy 500, May 16th 2017

  • Do you still remember how to celebrate these things?!

    Tim Cindric on the radio to Will Power, Detroit, 5th June 2016

  • Some of the drivers roll out this 'safety' word, and suddenly it ties everybody's hands. But those arguments make no sense anyway. Remove downforce and you actually improve safety

    Rick Mears on downforce, Motorsport.com, October 28th 2015

  • I can tell you one thing, with 50 to go, I thought we were going to go home and close our tent.

    Roger Penske, Indy 2006

  • To finish first you must first finish.

    Rick Mears

  • We'd love to see Buddy Rice in a car and in the Indy 500, but as best we can tell, no driver has ever qualified for the Indy 500 from their couch.

    TrackSideOnline, May 2009

  • Most importantly, for the Indy 500 we'll probably be all okay, and that's cause to be happy.

    Mikhail Aleshin on Honda's prospects for the 2017 season, Motorsport.com, February 2nd 2017

  • The walls are white, the track is grey, the grass is green, and the sky is blue... your job is to keep them all where they belong.

    Johnny Rutherford's advice to Indy 500 rookies

  • So it was a bad result but good day. Led laps, good restarts, passed people, worked with the car, but finished crap! movin on!!

    Danica Patrick after Iowa 2009, via Twitter

  • Fernando Alonso on the difference between an IndyCar and an F1 car, May 3rd 2017

  • When Will was going off on Versus, I was cracking up. I was like, man, I didn't know you could talk like that! And I never knew you could say 'wanker' on TV, but that's my new word for now on... so I guess something good did come out of Toronto!

    Tony Kanaan on Will Power, Toronto, July 2011

  • I never would've had my opportunity to race at Indy if it weren't for Tony George and the IRL.

    Tony Stewart, May 2007

  • We won a 500-mile race - not the right one, but we won a 500-miler...

    Will Power on the 2016 season, ESPN.com, September 18th 2016

  • What makes IndyCar racing so good is there's not much you can do on your car to differentiate it from the others. It's only dampers, third springs. There's the aero with the aero kits – and hopefully those are going away.

    Bobby Rahal on the benefits of a spec series, Racer.com, May 18th 2016

  • There comes a time in a race where money doesn't matter, living doesn't matter. Winning is the only thing that matters, and so when you go into those corners, it's winning that tells all.

    Al Unser Jr.

  • Cheever had a problem with my dad, he had a problem with me, and now he's taking it out on Marco.

    Michael Andretti, Watkins Glen 2006

  • Time to go to the back row party!

    Ryan Hunter Reay, Indy 500 Bump Day 2009

  • We'll be fine. I'll take them to Six Flags tomorrow and we'll all be fine.

    Tony Kanaan on Marco & Danica, June 2009 at Texas Motor Speedway

  • I think Danica's pretty aggressive in our cars. I mean, you know especially if you catch her at the right time of the month, she might be trading plenty of paint out there!

    Ed Carpenter, July 2006

  • It's just great, pure racing.

    Sebastien Bourdais on IndyCar, June 2015

  • Pounding down toward the yard of bricks...

    Tom Carnegie

  • I'm a little rough around the edges like him and I say what I feel, there's no B.S. and that's one of the things I've always admired about him.

    Paul Tracy on AJ Foyt, May 2009

  • Whoever has got the big balls is going to go fast!

    Helio Castroneves

  • Off to heat yoga with @PitFitTraining. Gonna be sweating like a rapist.

    Tomas Scheckter showing his class on Twitter, April 6th 2011

  • You need to learn how to f***ing count.

    Arie Luyendyk, Texas '97

  • I still have the passion to drive the hell out of it!

    Juan Pablo Montoya on his motivation, NBCSports.com, July 12th 2016

  • Let's wait and watch.

    Tom Carnegie

  • If I have to race until I am 86 years old, I am going to race until I win another Indianapolis 500.

    Dan Wheldon after finishing 2nd in the 2010 Indianapolis 500

  • I was going good but then I slipped in my own drool.

    Helio Castroneves on the return to road courses

  • There's fathers out there. There's husbands. There's brothers, sisters. It's something that absolutely we think about. We hope for the best with it.

    Ryan Hunter-Reay on the dangers of racing an IndyCar, Pocono, August 23rd 2015

  • I told him I'd follow him anywhere he went, as long as it was on the racetrack.

    Sam Hornish Jr on Tomas Scheckter, Texas 2005

  • Everyone remembers the pole winner for two weeks. Everyone remembers the race winner for life.

    Dan Wheldon on the Indy 500

  • If you're an open-wheel racer and not at Indy in May, you're not really a race car driver. You just think you are.

    Eddie Cheever

  • I just can't wait to get back in the car. I wonder if I'm still any good.

    Will Power on the long off season, St Petersburg, March 21st 2013

  • Broke a glass at a restaurant. Apologize to the waiter, he looks at me, says "Accidents happen. YOU know what I mean!"

    James Hinchcliffe via Twitter, December 17th 2015

  • And in 7 hours off to NYC!! Can't believe. Don't want to sleep thinking I'm gonna wake up from a dream.

    Sebastian Saavedra, Indy Bump Day 2010, via Twitter

  • Downforce is the enemy of racing.

    Rick Mears, Motorsport.com, September 15th 2016

  • It takes a lot of guts to expose yourself in front of millions of people, in front of all the media, in front of all your peers. If somebody came to me and said, "Hey, you want to run Texas in an IRL car," I'd say, "Hell, no. I don't want to get embarrassed." She's doing that. I have a lot of respect for that.

    Jeff Burton on Danica Patrick, June 2010

  • From now on, Scheckter, when used as a verb, means, "To steal one's wireless internet access."

    Tony Kanaan's blog, May 2007

Standings

Results for Indianapolis 500

PosPlayerTeamPoints
1TimTim's Brickyard Bombers343
2RobP1339
3Michel BrooksZzzzz's336
4John BlaskoSpeed Master II330
5Steve MenteGoggles_Paisano327
6Brad AllenUmphreaker49325
7Jim CockrallOld Fart319
8jeff stanleypink13316
9FaridChallenger 1970315
10craig stringfellowJimmyHollywood313
11Maryln E.MissIndy311
 MichaelRick Mears Head311
 KymKymopolis311
14Ben DenewethSweaty Gym Sock Motorsports307
15Neil PThe Stickman's Racing Group305
16Tom DeHavenP1 Chase302
 Rob FoxxFoxx Indy Racing Enterprises302
18Christopher R. JenkinsJenkmonster301
 Mark WyldmanMarkoWild301
20Lizzy WalshScottie's Girl298
21Mike GBoilerbird Racing293
22Kurt St. AngeloCircus Maximus291
23Tony Knightredwheelracing289
24David LaubySeeYa288
 John CunninghamPenske15288
26KP BTeam Buckley281
27Gordon MartinezSwedishRookieBalls280
 HitokiriHasbro/Takara Hitokiri Racing280
29Tori JK Gnomes in Harmony279
30Randy HolbrookFordGT40277
31Rod StrayerHoosier Racing Team276
32Donna Jacksongogetem275
33Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing274
 Nathan LosureWho Dat Racing274
35Chad KincaidSearching for the next Tom Sneva272
36Pat WottonIndyCarlin271
 kim kennydouble yellow racing271
 Dan Gusedguse500271
39BradChicago Indycar Fan269
 Meatball ManningManning Racing269
 ChadDanica Patrick Racing269
42Mark FresherFresh Racing266
43Drew StormsBadStorms264
44Dale GleitzMallard263
45James duncanGov't Mule262
 jamescrash bandicoots262
47Ken NethTeam Neth261
48Doug S85-95 Indy Rules259
49Nick KCarters Starters258
 Adam EvartsEvarts Motorsports258
51Kenneth RamirezTeam Pongo255
52Luke LaBonteDamnHippieMotorsports253
53Rob McMahonTeam Green and Gold251
54Tim Kirtleyno.1 jeep250
55Larry KellerRahal's Racerz249
56Dave BulebushBbush Racing South248
 jeffh2oski248
58DeniseNeed4speed247
59Jim FergusonTeam Kanaan244
 Andy MillerSquadra Speedgeek244
 JGrinerLionheartNeverForget244
 jim stringfellowRace Riot244
 Chris RammelCrusher Racing244
 Jim BlaskoLightning Blackie244
 George BoothLVGEO244
66Andrew MillerA.J. Foyt's PopOff Valve243
 Chad RingAMR Racing243
 Bill KnothThe unblinking eye243
69Ron StanleyDawg Fan242
 Tom TaylorTaylor Racing Team242
 kerry breslinnz racers (who said kiwis can't fly)242
72Tim ReaganPerfect Circle Racing240
73Gary Evansnrracing239
 MikeAlley Cat239
 Scott BartonIndy500Fan239
76CliffAlberta238
77Joey NewgardenRacer OT237
78Tom EarleIndyHP236
79Melissa BarramedaBignumber4234
 Jonathan CloseLemming51 Enterprises234
81LeesadeeYou Got Smoked233
 JohnRacer X233
83TonyAWL Racing232
84Jennifer CaldwellSeven Promotions231
 John BaadillaBaadilla Autosport231
 Chris WisemanHunt Wisely231
87Patrick NolanPN Racewerks 230
88Andrewagn727229
89RandyFlaming Exhaust228
90Candi JackmanJackman227
 Matt CallahanOilCanCallahan227
92Bill Battle Red Racing225
 Jay BreslawskiMonarch LT Racing225
 Tom H.Coyotes225
95Tyler Woodwoody17x winners224
96Mike Hess Jr.Granite Racing223
 Shayla RammelTeamRammel223
 Don CaldwellTravelodge Special #44223
 Chad EberlyBulldog Racing223
100Darrell CoxRum Runner222
101Ben SmithFacta Nonverba Racing221
102Kevin KreighIndy_K220
 Allen WedgeRide Buyers220
 Dave HoffRoad Dawgs220
 Josh Bedink Chairburner Racing220
106Jody KaramSageFan219
107alexab108218
108Peter hillPeter hill 217
109DP2018 Champ212
 Brad GravesLawnbandits212
 JackJohnson spears212
 Brian Johnsonidahoindy212
113Alex BurtonInvisiteam210
 Jim Mteamindy210
115Andrew WoodFast Woody206
116Glenn LaneTeam Arizona204
 LisabethLEB racing204
 Patrick MooreBrundle 204
119Ross WaittTeam Field203
 Cruncher C. Block IIIuH-oH! Not another champion with the last name Blasko?! No, not happening this time203
 Alan LosureRebel Racing203
122RyanEmpty Cooler202
 Nathan Ringhamjack hewitt's mustache202
124MattTurbo Racing201
 Vincent C GenoveseSlot 8 Racing201
 Jon PiazzaInCarZo201
127Phil NationAmerican Racing200
128John YIndy500orbust198
129Jonathan Bell#MorePower12197
130Ryan LangCT Indy Racing196
131StephanieWindy City Quackers194
132Brett M. WaldrepWaldrep Motorsports193
133Don WalkerFlying Diamond Racing192
134Bill WolfredTeam Nabors191
135JessicaKnow Effin Kloo190
 Tyler CartmellTDC Motorsports190
137Judy Laubysome beach189
138Jeff JacksonTeamJJ186
139Andrew RinghamSpicy Cheese Sausage185
140RyanWilly T182
141WalentyDemoManWalenty#14180
142Matt GTeam Name178
143Mike BrooksJPM or bust176
144Paul PalmieriIndyCar Serious173
 Jeff MallueChairburner Racing173
 Bryan BeUgly American Racing173
 Nathan JohnsonFirstOnRaceDay173
148Dave RammelDoodles Racing171
149Michael MisterkaGoCanadaRacing #33170
150Steve whitingGranatelli168
151Frederick HurleyBig Green Motorsports167
152Sheila BlaskoPeppy Pistons166
153John WTeam Stinger161
154L.A. Hewitt-RubleElectricPandaBoogaloo157
 JoJacers157
 Marty MaupinKibo Racing157
157Chris JockishOpen Wheeler156
 Nelson UCheeze-It Autosport156
159Greg IzziTeam Grizzlor154
160Ron DrewniakGot Screwed With The Front Row Challenge153
 Rich GregorTeam Doughnuts153
162Barry Kershaw Launch Racing151
163Andrew LoviscekAndyCar Series150
164TrixieDennit Racing146
165Guilherme BrandenburgRoyal Pevensie Motorsports143
166Greg Koesters lets go racing142
167JamesChairburner Racing 138
168Mike MurphyMurphysLawl137
169Jose Not at the table Carlos Munoz136
170MiguelEcurie GT-REPORT.com130
171Swen Johnson Shoreline Drive Motorsports127
172Dan500skipday124
173Aaron WeissTeam Never Nudes122
174Daniel GorunBandwidth Bandits121
175jakelowsschampcarrules120
176Stanley BassJPM for the next win116
 Miles PattersonMach GoGoGo116
178Anthony ADRacing111
179Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing105
180ChrisBrooks Bashers101
181Kent MuellerMueller Autosport97
182Ryan ShortTurn 3 for life94
183Shawn MattoxRust-eze Racing92
184Doreen 74