• This place isn't easy. It's not supposed to be easy. This place starts the 33 fastest, best-prepared cars. Obviously, I missed.

    Paul Diatlovitch, Indy Bump Day 2007

  • I'm throwing this one out to Dan. This is his hometown, this is his car.

    James Hinchcliffe after his first career victory, St. Petersburg, March 24th 2013

  • James Hinchcliffe on bumping at Indy, May 19th 2018

  • If he thinks I'm not going to remember that, HE'S CRAZY!

    Danica Patrick on Dan Wheldon, Milwaukee 2007

  • I think it's is a long putt, so I think we're safe for a while.

    Roger Penske on the possibility of F1 returning to Long Beach, April 2014

  • I'm 19 years old, I drive Indy cars... I'm happy.

    Marco Andretti, July 2006

  • I drove it like I stole it!

    Helio Castroneves, St Pete's 2006

  • Any time I get to come to Indianapolis, any time I get to participate in the greatest spectacle in motor racing, it's a great day.

    Paul Diatlovitch, Indy Bump Day 2007

  • We are unified.

    Terry Angstadt, February 22nd 2008

  • That was for the team.

    Tony Kanaan, Fontana 2005

  • So it was a bad result but good day. Led laps, good restarts, passed people, worked with the car, but finished crap! movin on!!

    Danica Patrick after Iowa 2009, via Twitter

  • Finishing in the Top-10 here was because of nutrition.

    A Sarah Fisher malapropism, Texas 2007

  • I'm a moving chicane out here!

    Juan Pablo Montoya, lap 42 at St Pete's, March 30th 2014

  • I wasn't thinking, 'That's Eddie [Cheever] and he's in an Infiniti and so I need to beat him.' I was thinking, 'That's Eddie, and I want to kick his ass!'

    Robbie Buhl, after winning at WDW in 2000

  • The walls are white, the track is grey, the grass is green, and the sky is blue... your job is to keep them all where they belong.

    Johnny Rutherford's advice to Indy 500 rookies

  • The Indianapolis 500 is about the fastest 33 Indy car drivers going for one prize. If they happen to come from America, that's great.

    Tony Stewart, May 2007

  • I've seen this place be absolutely great to me, and I've seen it wrench my heart from my body.

    Dan Wheldon on the Indianapolis Motor Speedway

  • Off to heat yoga with @PitFitTraining. Gonna be sweating like a rapist.

    Tomas Scheckter showing his class on Twitter, April 6th 2011

  • ...one of the things that has always been wrong with that theory that NASCAR is the enemy... and they are... is because the people at NASCAR need to protect NASCAR.

    Curt Cavin on Trackside, May 13th 2010

  • Now they've got competition and they are not talking about winning. I feel like they want to sit around and hold hands and sing. I want to win.

    Chip Ganassi on Honda, St Petersberg, March 23rd 2013

  • When I saw he was slowing down, I have to say it was a relief. I thought, 'Now we can finally unleash the beast inside and go for the win.'

    Simon Pagenaud on Will Power's misfortune at Sonoma, ESPN.com, September 18th 2016

  • Last season, we lost the championship in the last corner of the last lap of the last race to some other guy.

    Chip Ganassi, Daytona 2008

  • If I ever pit with her again, I'm not racing for this team anymore - ever!

    Tony Kanaan, Kansas 2007

  • I think the IRL has been poised for a long time to be discovered by a lot of people.

    Chip Ganassi

  • The only reason I'm wearin' it is so I didn't leave it in no hotel nowhere!

    A.J. Foyt on his Indy 500 winner's ring, Detroit, June 3rd 2016

  • We'd love to see Buddy Rice in a car and in the Indy 500, but as best we can tell, no driver has ever qualified for the Indy 500 from their couch.

    TrackSideOnline, May 2009

  • Obviously we always see the good days, but Gil de Ferran told me if you can have a bad day and nobody notices, that's how you do a really good job - and that's how you win a championship.

    Simon Pagenaud on the 2016 season, ESPN.com, September 18th 2016

  • I have learned more in one week here than I did in my entire Formula One career.

    Jean Alesi, Bump Day, Indy 2012

  • If you're an open-wheel racer and not at Indy in May, you're not really a race car driver. You just think you are.

    Eddie Cheever

  • It's just crazy. If I never won another pole, I wouldn't care. Almost.

    James Hinchcliffe on winning the pole for the 100th Indy 500, May 22nd 2016

  • The Indy 500 was the defining stage of my career.

    Mario Andretti

  • Do you still remember how to celebrate these things?!

    Tim Cindric on the radio to Will Power, Detroit, 5th June 2016

  • There's fathers out there. There's husbands. There's brothers, sisters. It's something that absolutely we think about. We hope for the best with it.

    Ryan Hunter-Reay on the dangers of racing an IndyCar, Pocono, August 23rd 2015

  • The worst thing about crashing A.J.'s car twice in two days is you still have to go to dinner with him. And he makes you buy, and then he eats your bowl of ice cream, too.

    Billy Boat

  • Good morning from the start/finish line at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

    Tom Carnegie

  • When you go home and you're slow, there's nothing you can do. But when you go home under these conditions it's kind of tough.

    Alex Tagliani, Indy 500 Bump Day 2009

  • Someone asked me if I win the Indy 500 if I'd still retire? I'd still retire. What better way to go out?

    Danica Patrick on her final race, racing.ap.org, March 7th 2018

  • If they want to be on the front page of USA Today, they can be my guest. If I ever want attention, I'm just going to get out of the car and beat the hell out of somebody.

    Tony Kanaan on Dan and Danica, Milwaukee 2007

  • Whatever you heard, somebody made it up. For the first two days, he talked nonsense because he had a concussion. It doesn't matter what he was saying. He doesn't even remember it.

    Tony Kanaan on the rumours of Dario Franchitti's retirement after Houston, 2013

  • If someone said choose one race to win, just one, and that was the only race you ever got to win, it would be the Indy 500.

    Jack Harvey on the Indianapolis 500, indianapolismotorspeedway.com, February 21st 2019

  • We are trying to fix them but when you start behind the eight ball like last year you are playing catch-up and you will continue to play catch-up until we get rid of these stupid kits!

    Michael Andretti on aerokits, Autosport.com, 15th April 2016

  • For a moment, all is right with the world - Danica Patrick is leading the Indianapolis 500.

    Adam Alexander, Indy 2005

  • It's great that it's one minute after six!

    Marty Roth, Indy Bump Day 2007

  • Let's wait and watch.

    Tom Carnegie

  • I lifted a little, but I didn't touch the brake.

    Will Power on the art of restarting, St Pete's, March 30th 2014

  • Some of the drivers who don't want to do the Indy 500, they just have small balls. I think that's the only explanation.

    Mikhail Aleshin on drivers who are too scared to run the Indy 500, May 16th 2017

  • I hope all the fans out there were as excited about that race as I am. It was awesome doing so much passing. Racing can't get any better!

    Graham Rahal on the Kentucky 300, August 2009

  • A happy wife is a happy life!

    Scott Dixon on marriage at the Carb Night Burger Bash, 2015

  • And in 7 hours off to NYC!! Can't believe. Don't want to sleep thinking I'm gonna wake up from a dream.

    Sebastian Saavedra, Indy Bump Day 2010, via Twitter

  • ...if everyone agrees on a spec kit, IndyCar needs to really use the chance to get something that looks good, doesn't have all this winglet crap stuck all over it, and doesn't create all this dirty air.

    Will Power on aerokits, motorsport.com, May 4th 2016

Standings

Results for Iowa Corn Indy 300

PosPlayerTeamPoints
1TimTim's Brickyard Bombers176
2kerry breslinnz racers (who said kiwis can't fly)175
 Jim BlaskoLightning Blackie175
4Tom EarleIndyHP171
5Sean BrennanSmashers170
6Tyler CartmellTDC Motorsports169
 Tom DeHavenP1 Chase169
8Brett M. WaldrepWaldrep Motorsports161
 Andrew WoodFast Woody161
 Josh Bedink Chairburner Racing161
 StephanieWindy City Quackers161
12Ben Andel Chairburner Racing160
13Ron StanleyDawg Fan158
14Andrewagn727156
15Rob McMahonTeam Green and Gold155
 Randy HolbrookFordGT40155
 Vincent C GenoveseSlot 8 Racing155
18Kurt St. AngeloCircus Maximus153
 Joe MendiolaPM Motorsports153
 Ben SmithFacta Nonverba Racing153
 Gary Evansnrracing153
22Jody KaramSageFan151
 MattTurbo Racing151
 Andy MillerSquadra Speedgeek151
25Andrew RinghamSpicy Cheese Sausage148
 Jennifer CaldwellSeven Promotions148
27Doug S85-95 Indy Rules147
 Adam W.Team IndyWahoo6147
29Lizzy WalshScottie's Girl146
 MikeAlley Cat146
31ChrisBrooks Bashers143
 Melissa BarramedaBignumber4143
33Swen Johnson Shoreline Drive Motorsports142
 Ryan ShortTurn 3 for life142
35John WTeam Stinger141
36Drew StormsBadStorms140
 Rob FoxxFoxx Indy Racing Enterprises140
38william harveytrackslayer139
 Chad RingAMR Racing139
 TonyAWL Racing139
41Andrew LoviscekAndyCar Series138
42Brad GravesLawnbandits137
 Jim FergusonTeam Kanaan137
 Ben DenewethSweaty Gym Sock Motorsports137
 WalentyDemoManWalenty#14137
46Ron DrewniakGot Screwed With The Front Row Challenge136
 Tim JonesMidway Monster136
48Greg IzziTeam Grizzlor135
49Maryln E.MissIndy134
50JeremyRight Rear Gone133
 Paul PalmieriIndyCar Serious133
 Ryan WibleSnapple in my Big Gulp133
 KP BTeam Buckley133
54Paul132
 Dale GleitzMallard132
 Sheila BlaskoPeppy Pistons132
 RyanEmpty Cooler132
 JohnRacer X132
59Nathan PriestOpen Wheel 4 Real130
 jeff stanleypink13130
 LeesadeeYou Got Smoked130
62Tyler Woodwoody17x winners129
 Stevenracingesteban129
64JamesChairburner Racing 128
65Don CaldwellTravelodge Special #44127
 JoJacers127
67Brian MAccident Prone126
 Alan LosureRebel Racing126
 Chad EberlyBulldog Racing126
 Rod StrayerHoosier Racing Team126
 LisabethLEB racing126
72Daniel GorunBandwidth Bandits124
 L.A. Hewitt-RubleElectricPandaBoogaloo124
 Ken NethTeam Neth124
75Dave BulebushBbush Racing South123
 Madix Johnson3M Autosport123
 jeffh2oski123
 Mike BrooksJPM or bust123
 Dan500skipday123
80Greg Koesters lets go racing122
81alexab108121
82Larry KellerRahal's Racerz120
 John LivengoodLive 'N' Good Racing120
 Tom H.Coyotes120
 Ross WaittTeam Field120
 Allen WedgeRide Buyers120
 Chris WisemanHunt Wisely120
88Michael MisterkaGoCanadaRacing #33119
 TrixieDennit Racing119
 Cruncher C. Block III 🏁uH-oH! Not another champion with the last name Blasko?! No, not happening this time 🏆 119
91Aaron WeissTeam Never Nudes118
92Mark WyldmanMarkoWild115
 RyanWilly T115
94Donna Jacksongogetem114
 Mitch RobinsonMotorsports by Mitch114
 Patrick MooreBrundle 114
 Christopher MeyerRose-Hulman Racing114
98Brian Johnsonidahoindy113
 JackJohnson spears113
100Nick KCarters Starters112
101Mike MurphyMurphysLawl111
102Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing110
 Chad KincaidSearching for the next Tom Sneva110
 Matt GTeam Name110
 Mike CockrallTeam Canada110
 Steve whitingGranatelli110
 Nathan Ringhamjack hewitt's mustache110
108Dan Gusedguse500108
 BobBeastdaddy's Crew108
110Bryan BeUgly American Racing107
111Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing106
 Mike GBoilerbird Racing106
 jamescrash bandicoots106
 Barry Kershaw Launch Racing106
 bob jarmulaUpsidedown106
 Judy Laubysome beach106
117Tony AkensTeam Backmarkers105
118HitokiriHasbro/Takara Hitokiri Racing104
 CliffAlberta104
120DeniseNeed4speed103
121Tim Kirtleyno.1 jeep101
 Kent MuellerMueller Autosport101
123Joe Hahnwjhracing99
 Jim CockrallOld Fart99
 Matt CallahanOilCanCallahan99
126John WilsonWombat Racing98
127JGrinerLionheartNeverForget97
 patrick gardnerVegas Wildcats97
129Tori JK Gnomes in Harmony95
 Shayla RammelTeamRammel95
 Anthony ADRacing95
132Rich GregorTeam Doughnuts94
 Mark FresherFresh Racing94
134Jeff MallueChairburner Racing93
 David LaubySeeYa93
136Vincent C GenoveseSlot Eight Racing92
137Jeff JacksonTeamJJ91
 Doreen 91
139Jonathan Bell#MorePower1289
 Nathan LosureWho Dat Racing89
141Steve MenteGoggles_Paisano87
142Frederick HurleyBig Green Motorsports86
 JessicaKnow Effin Kloo86
144Luke LaBonteDamnHippieMotorsports83
145John CunninghamPenske1580
146FaridChallenger 197079
 Alex BurtonInvisiteam79
148Jim MitchellIndy Power76
149GeoffDisappointed75
150Peter hillPeter hill 71
151IndyCar FanZoneICFZ Test Team64
152Andrew MillerA.J. Foyt's PopOff Valve63
153Glenn LaneTeam Arizona62
154Miles PattersonMach GoGoGo60
155jakelowsschampcarrules59