• If you're an open-wheel racer and not at Indy in May, you're not really a race car driver. You just think you are.

    Eddie Cheever

  • She was acting like a spoiled brat. I don't respect that. I tried to step away. She kept grabbing on me like a dog that wanted to bite my ankles.

    Dan Wheldon on Danica Patrick, June 2007

  • I hope all the fans out there were as excited about that race as I am. It was awesome doing so much passing. Racing can't get any better!

    Graham Rahal on the Kentucky 300, August 2009

  • I was going through there as hard as I could. It was for everything. It was for all the marbles.

    Sam Hornish Jr, Indy 2006

  • From now on, Scheckter, when used as a verb, means, "To steal one's wireless internet access."

    Tony Kanaan's blog, May 2007

  • Without the IRL, a lot of guys would never have been able to show what they can do.

    Tony Stewart, May 2007

  • Antony! Yer losin' 3 seconds a lap! Now get yer foot into it, I'm not gonna tell ya again!!

    AJ Foyt, Chicagoland 2004

  • Some people strap on their helmet and lose their brains.

    Graham Rahal on the carnage at Toronto, July 2011

  • We'll be fine. I'll take them to Six Flags tomorrow and we'll all be fine.

    Tony Kanaan on Marco & Danica, June 2009 at Texas Motor Speedway

  • That was the hairiest day I've ever had.

    Ryan Hunter Reay, Indy 500 Bump Day 2009

  • Off to heat yoga with @PitFitTraining. Gonna be sweating like a rapist.

    Tomas Scheckter showing his class on Twitter, April 6th 2011

  • When Will was going off on Versus, I was cracking up. I was like, man, I didn't know you could talk like that! And I never knew you could say 'wanker' on TV, but that's my new word for now on... so I guess something good did come out of Toronto!

    Tony Kanaan on Will Power, Toronto, July 2011

  • Whoever has got the big balls is going to go fast!

    Helio Castroneves

  • James Hinchcliffe on bumping at Indy, May 19th 2018

  • I am a connoisseur of information!

    Conor Daly on silly season rumours, Trackside, September 13th 2016

  • I'm the happiest guy on earth right now!

    Rinus VeeKay on finishing 5th at the IMS Road Course, July 4th 2020

  • She probably does not know what that is, so I can say I'm going to Las Vegas to play poker and she'll think it's something like that!

    Fernando Alonso on what his mother would think about the Indy 500, motor.as.com, April 20th 2016

  • Helio lives for this. This is his passion. He loves Indy.

    Simon Pagenaud, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 15th 2018

  • It's going to be a close finish. I have the bigger nose, I guess I have a good chance.

    Tony Kanaan, Kansas 2005

  • We'll see how it unfolds, and we're going to have to give each other respect and the space on the track.

    Danica Patrick on Dan Wheldon, June 2007

  • Why do you think there are so many skid marks? It's not because it's a lovely corner.

    John Andretti, Indy 2010

  • I never would've had my opportunity to race at Indy if it weren't for Tony George and the IRL.

    Tony Stewart, May 2007

  • Good news is we've won every race we've finished!

    James Hinchcliffe on crashing out at Long Beach, April 22nd 2013

  • I'm throwing this one out to Dan. This is his hometown, this is his car.

    James Hinchcliffe after his first career victory, St. Petersburg, March 24th 2013

  • I was frustrated since Motegi and wanted to prove a point. When you're in a competitive package, you can't let points slip. I can eat breakfast tomorrow morning now instead of stabbing my fork into the table.

    Dan Wheldon, Kansas 2007

  • You need to learn how to f***ing count.

    Arie Luyendyk, Texas '97

  • It felt way better than I ever thought it was going to feel!

    Ed Carpenter on finally winning his first race, Kansas, October 2011

  • For a moment, all is right with the world - Danica Patrick is leading the Indianapolis 500.

    Adam Alexander, Indy 2005

  • Now they've got competition and they are not talking about winning. I feel like they want to sit around and hold hands and sing. I want to win.

    Chip Ganassi on Honda, St Petersberg, March 23rd 2013

  • I think this is something that will really change the complexion of the sport for a long time to come, so this is big

    Jay Frye on the Aeroscreen, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, October 2nd 2019

  • I just kept focused, focused, focused, all day long, getting every corner perfect.

    Helio Castroneves, St Pete's 2007

  • I prefer to be here, even 34th, then being at home like last year.

    Fernando Alonso on the Indy 500, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 19th 2019

  • I didn't leave. I was terminated.

    Sebastien Bourdais on the flip side of the Coyne, NBCSports.com, November 22nd 2019

  • Some of the drivers roll out this 'safety' word, and suddenly it ties everybody's hands. But those arguments make no sense anyway. Remove downforce and you actually improve safety

    Rick Mears on downforce, Motorsport.com, October 28th 2015

  • There is nothing like winning the Indianapolis 500 and fortunately I was able to do so.

    Eddie Cheever Jr.

  • I was a craft beer and a wallet chain away from being a hipster!

    James Hinchcliffe on beard growth, Tim and Sid's Plays of the Week, September 14th 2015

  • When you've driven it for a day, you're going to feel naked without it.

    Will Power on testing the Aeroscreen, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, October 2nd 2019

  • I remember the first year I raced here, I took pictures of the entrance. I was taking pictures. I hoped one day to race here in May.

    Fernando Alonso on Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 3rd 2017

  • I can hardly believe it. Who would have thought it?!

    Dario Franchitti on winning the 91st Indy 500

  • Gentlemen, start your engines.

    Wilbur Shaw

  • I keep getting asked by Europeans, drivers also, if racing around IMS was boring an' easy. I just want to shake my head and walk away.

    Connor Daly, June 6th 2013, via Twitter

  • The Indy 500 is the biggest race in the world. I don't think it's even debatable. It is.

    Dan Wheldon

  • I just can't wait to get back in the car. I wonder if I'm still any good.

    Will Power on the long off season, St Petersburg, March 21st 2013

  • The toughest people out there passing me are my teammates, and I don't get that. I think three of the four of us get what the camaraderie of Andretti Green Racing is.

    Marco Andretti on an unidentified teammate after Milwaukee 2009

  • I can't believe it. I cannot believe it. What a year for this Target team. It was so much fun to be a part of.

    Dario Franchitti, Homestead 2009

  • I know a lot of people say that Iowa is in the middle of nowhere, but you know what, we get such a great crowd and they're so enthusiastic. As a driver you could put me in paradise, but if there's nobody in the grandstands then it's not good racing.

    Dan Wheldon on Iowa Speedway, June 2009

  • Everyone remembers the pole winner for two weeks. Everyone remembers the race winner for life.

    Dan Wheldon on the Indy 500

  • Howard and me set the first and third fastest times of the day, and we both got beaten to grid slot 33 by a kid in Methodist Hospital with a smoking wreck of a car. The magic of Indy, huh?

    Paul Tracy, Indy Bump Day 2010

  • It's just crazy. If I never won another pole, I wouldn't care. Almost.

    James Hinchcliffe on winning the pole for the 100th Indy 500, May 22nd 2016

  • And here comes Max Crappis into the pits!

    Paul Page, Michigan '99

Standings

Results for Shell and Pennzoil Grand Prix of Houston

PosPlayerTeamPoints
1Larry KellerRahal's Racerz293
2Stanley BassJPM for the next win284
 Doug S85-95 Indy Rules284
4IndyCar FanZoneICFZ Test Team278
5Rob McMahonTeam Green and Gold269
6Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing268
7jamescrash bandicoots267
 Daniel Mansell Racing267
9Dave RammelDoodles Racing262
 Brian MAccident Prone262
11jeffh2oski261
12jeff stanleypink13257
 MiguelEcurie GT-REPORT.com257
 KP BTeam Buckley257
 Vincent C GenoveseSlot 8 Racing257
16Jim CockrallOld Fart256
 Tyler CartmellTDC Motorsports256
18Scott BartonIndy500Fan255
19Nathan Ringhamjack hewitt's mustache252
 Ben Andel Chairburner Racing252
21Tyler Woodwoody17x winners251
 Michael MisterkaGoCanadaRacing #33251
 Peter hillPeter hill 251
24Bryan BeUgly American Racing248
25Stevenracingesteban247
 LeesadeeYou Got Smoked247
27Paul PalmieriIndyCar Serious246
28Tom DeHavenP1 Chase245
29Tim Kirtleyno.1 jeep244
30Swen Johnson Shoreline Drive Motorsports243
 Matt CallahanOilCanCallahan243
32Mike BrooksJPM or bust242
 WalentyDemoManWalenty#14242
34Nathan PriestOpen Wheel 4 Real240
 Daniel GorunBandwidth Bandits240
36Melissa BarramedaBignumber4239
 JamesonBad Grasshopper Racing239
38RyanEmpty Cooler238
 Mike GBoilerbird Racing238
40Madix Johnson3M Autosport237
 Jay BreslawskiMonarch LT Racing237
42Maryln E.MissIndy236
 Nathan LosureWho Dat Racing236
 Joseph GallagherTeam Helio236
45DarthDarth Airbox233
 Mitch RobinsonMotorsports by Mitch233
 TimTim's Brickyard Bombers233
 Tony AkensTeam Backmarkers233
 Dale GleitzMallard233
50Jonathan CloseLemming51 Enterprises232
51kerry breslinnz racers (who said kiwis can't fly)231
 Doreen 231
53Steve MenteGoggles_Paisano230
 patrick gardnerVegas Wildcats230
 Randy HolbrookFordGT40230
56Chris WisemanHunt Wisely229
 Jennifer CaldwellSeven Promotions229
58Drew StormsBadStorms228
59DP2018 Champ227
 Alan LosureRebel Racing227
 MichaelRick Mears Head227
 Andrew MillerA.J. Foyt's PopOff Valve227
63TonyAWL Racing226
64Patrick MooreBrundle 225
65Ken NethTeam Neth224
 Gordon MartinezPatos Caddie224
 L.A. Hewitt-RubleClutchXCoast224
 Derek WaldrepOne of Thirty-Three 224
69Tom EarleIndyHP223
70Michel BrooksJPM or Bust!222
 Hunter GunnellHG Racing222
72bob jarmulaUpsidedown220
73Don CaldwellTravelodge Special #44219
 JohnRacer X219
 GeoffDisappointed219
76Tom H.Coyotes218
 John CunninghamPenske15218
 alexab108218
79Rod StrayerHoosier Racing Team217
80Andrew RinghamSpicy Cheese Sausage216
81Chad EberlyBulldog Racing215
 MattTurbo Racing215
83KymKymopolis214
 Jim YatesWildcat214
 HitokiriHasbro/Takara Hitokiri Racing214
86Rob FoxxFoxx Indy Racing Enterprises213
 Don WalkerFlying Diamond Racing213
 Greg Koesters lets go racing213
 Darrell CoxRum Runner213
 Bill Battle Red Racing213
 Tim JonesMidway Monster213
92Sean BrennanSmashers211
 Barry Kershaw Launch Racing211
94David LaubySeeYa210
 Judy Laubysome beach210
96Cruncher C. Block III πŸ—ΏπŸ†1981 Interscope Spcl. #25🏎209
 TrixieDennit Racing209
98Joey NewgardenRacer OT208
99Tim Kirtleyno.1 jeep207
 Neil PThe Stickman's Racing Group207
101Jody KaramSageFan206
 Shawn MattoxRust-eze Racing206
 Greg IzziTeam Grizzlor206
 BobBeastdaddy's Crew206
105Dan500skipday205
 Tim ReaganPerfect Circle Racing205
107StephanieWindy City Quackers204
108Jeff MallueChairburner Racing203
 Steve whitingGranatelli203
 John LivengoodLive 'N' Good Racing203
 Ron StanleyDawg Fan203
 Chad RingAMR Racing203
 Sheila BlaskoPeppy Pistons203
 Gary Evansnrracing203
 Ross WaittTeam Field203
 Mark WyldmanMarkoWild203
 Mike Hess Jr.Granite Racing203
118Allen WedgeRide Buyers202
 Ryan WibleSnapple in my Big Gulp202
 Joe MendiolaPM Motorsports202
121JeremyRight Rear Gone201
 Ron DrewniakBlack Flag201
123RandallJPM2200
 Josh Bedink Chairburner Racing200
125DeniseNeed4speed198
 Donna Jacksongogetem198
 Adam EvartsEvarts Motorsports198
128Aaron WeissTeam Never Nudes197
129Alex BurtonInvisiteam196
130John WilsonWombat Racing195
131Ryan LangCT Indy Racing194
 Ben SmithFacta Nonverba Racing194
133Andrewagn727193
 Paul193
135Mike CockrallTeam Canada192
136Adam W.Team IndyWahoo6191
 Chad KincaidSearching for the next Tom Sneva191
 Kurt St. AngeloThe Yellow Shirts191
 Luke LaBonteDamnHippieMotorsports191
140Mike MurphyMurphysLawl190
 Christopher MeyerRose-Hulman Racing190
 Andrew WoodFast Woody190
143Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing188
 Brandon Ballschmiede1stDirection188
145Chris RammelCrusher Racing187
146Jim Mteamindy186
 Shayla RammelTeamRammel186
 Brett M. WaldrepWaldrep Motorsports186
149LisabethLEB racing185
150Jim MitchellIndy Power184
151Jeff JacksonTeamJJ183
152RyanWilly T182
 Mike ClineRahal Rules182
154Joe Hahnwjhracing181
155Jim BlaskoLightning Blackie179
 Andy MillerSquadra Speedgeek179
 Dave BulebushBbush Racing South179
158JoeSactown Indy Fan178
 Phil NationAmerican Racing178
160Mark FresherFresh Racing176
161Ryan ShortTurn 3 for life175
162Ben DenewethSweaty Face Covering Motorsports174
163Brad GravesLawnbandits173
 ChrisBrooks Bashers173
165MikeAlley Cat172
166JoJacers170
167Nick KCarters Starters168
 John WTeam Stinger168
169Jim FergusonTeam Kanaan166
170John YIndy500orbust161
 Andrew LoviscekAndyCar Series161
172Matt GTeam Name160
173Vincent C GenoveseSlot Eight Racing157
174Tori JK Gnomes in Harmony156
175Miles PattersonMach GoGoGo155
 JessicaKnow Effin Kloo155
177Lizzy WalshScottie's Girl152
178william harveytrackslayer149
179Jonathan Bell#MorePower12147
180CliffAlberta146
 Dan Gusedguse500146
182Bill KnothThe unblinking eye144
183Rich GregorTeam Doughnuts140
184Anthony ADRacing138
185Kent MuellerMueller Autosport137
186JackJohnson spears130
 Brian Johnsonidahoindy130
188Glenn LaneTeam Arizona104
189JGrinerLionheartNeverForget95
190Frederick HurleyBig Green Motorsports89
191jakelowsschampcarrules58