• Gentlemen, start your engines.

    Wilbur Shaw

  • Off to heat yoga with @PitFitTraining. Gonna be sweating like a rapist.

    Tomas Scheckter showing his class on Twitter, April 6th 2011

  • It looks so easy when you watch it on TV, but it's not.

    Franck Perera on racing ovals, Homestead 2008

  • The last I looked, I earned the label of Indy 500 champion; those lobbing unfounded accusations at me have not.

    Eddie Cheever Jr. after Watkins Glen 06

  • From now on, Scheckter, when used as a verb, means, "To steal one's wireless internet access."

    Tony Kanaan's blog, May 2007

  • My mom hasn't played much of a role in my racing career. In fact, I think she still wants me to join the Coast Guard. But I still love her.

    PJ Chesson on Mothers Day

  • I wish Beaux Barfield was officiating when I was driving - I'd have gotten a lot less penalties!

    Paul Tracy on lax penalties for avoidable contact, Long Beach 2014

  • I get one more opportunity to head into the defining racing venue of my career with a single, achievable goal: Win.

    Danica Patrick on her final Indy 500, The Players' Tribune, May 15th 2018

  • It's going to be a close finish. I have the bigger nose, I guess I have a good chance.

    Tony Kanaan, Kansas 2005

  • I've never been so happy to be in last place.

    Ryan Hunter Reay, Indy 500 Bump Day 2009

  • I know a lot of people say that Iowa is in the middle of nowhere, but you know what, we get such a great crowd and they're so enthusiastic. As a driver you could put me in paradise, but if there's nobody in the grandstands then it's not good racing.

    Dan Wheldon on Iowa Speedway, June 2009

  • If he wins this race with what he has to work with, they ought to name this place after him.

    John Barnes on Sam Hornish Jr, indy 2003

  • I was frustrated since Motegi and wanted to prove a point. When you're in a competitive package, you can't let points slip. I can eat breakfast tomorrow morning now instead of stabbing my fork into the table.

    Dan Wheldon, Kansas 2007

  • At 220mph friendship, risk and victory become extremely volatile.

    Dan Wheldon

  • What makes IndyCar racing so good is there's not much you can do on your car to differentiate it from the others. It's only dampers, third springs. There's the aero with the aero kits – and hopefully those are going away.

    Bobby Rahal on the benefits of a spec series, Racer.com, May 18th 2016

  • When you've driven it for a day, you're going to feel naked without it.

    Will Power on testing the Aeroscreen, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, October 2nd 2019

  • I'm tired of being nice about it. The fact is, grip created by aerodynamic downforce is our enemy... At the moment, the downforce is so great that it masks the handling and hurts the racing

    Rick Mears on what's wrong with IndyCar, Motorsport.com, October 28th 2015

  • I don't know him at all. Is he in his own little world?

    Kevin Lee on Jacques Villeneuve, Trackside, August 2012

  • The walls are white, the track is grey, the grass is green, and the sky is blue... your job is to keep them all where they belong.

    Johnny Rutherford's advice to Indy 500 rookies

  • I drove it like I stole it!

    Helio Castroneves, St Pete's 2006

  • I've got the Grandfathers Club with Helio and Juan, right?!

    Roger Penske on his older two drivers, motorsport.com, March 22nd 2016

  • I'm 19 years old, I drive Indy cars... I'm happy.

    Marco Andretti, July 2006

  • That was for the team.

    Tony Kanaan, Fontana 2005

  • Without the IRL, a lot of guys would never have been able to show what they can do.

    Tony Stewart, May 2007

  • Will he get through? Where is he? Where is he? There he is!

    Tom Carnegie on A.J. Foyt, 1967

  • Maybe he should start thinking about driving and stop thinking about dancing because that was a stupid move.

    Tomas Scheckter on Helio Castroneves, Detroit 2007

  • I promise you this: it isn't the last you've seen of me at Indianapolis Motor Speedway. My last time there will not be a day when I'm walking out with my tail between my legs.

    Paul Tracy, Indy Bump Day 2010

  • Fernando Alonso on the difference between an IndyCar and an F1 car, May 3rd 2017

  • Heeeeeee's on it!

    Tom Carnegie

  • Now it's obvious we were too conservative, we should have just gone for it

    Eric Bachelart, Indy 500 Bump Day 2009

  • Most importantly, for the Indy 500 we'll probably be all okay, and that's cause to be happy.

    Mikhail Aleshin on Honda's prospects for the 2017 season, Motorsport.com, February 2nd 2017

  • I prefer to be here, even 34th, then being at home like last year.

    Fernando Alonso on the Indy 500, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 19th 2019

  • I hope all the fans out there were as excited about that race as I am. It was awesome doing so much passing. Racing can't get any better!

    Graham Rahal on the Kentucky 300, August 2009

  • We won a 500-mile race - not the right one, but we won a 500-miler...

    Will Power on the 2016 season, ESPN.com, September 18th 2016

  • When I saw he was slowing down, I have to say it was a relief. I thought, 'Now we can finally unleash the beast inside and go for the win.'

    Simon Pagenaud on Will Power's misfortune at Sonoma, ESPN.com, September 18th 2016

  • Good morning from the start/finish line at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

    Tom Carnegie

  • The only reason I'm wearin' it is so I didn't leave it in no hotel nowhere!

    A.J. Foyt on his Indy 500 winner's ring, Detroit, June 3rd 2016

  • I mean this guy can't even keep his lies straight. He's told so many in the last week, he's not sure what the truth is.

    Robin Miller on Kevin Kalkoven, February 2008

  • If we're not racing hard, we're not racing.

    Tony Kanaan, St Pete's 2007

  • If someone said choose one race to win, just one, and that was the only race you ever got to win, it would be the Indy 500.

    Jack Harvey on the Indianapolis 500, indianapolismotorspeedway.com, February 21st 2019

  • Hope you're all snug in your beds, while Indycars dance in your head...

    Simon Pagenaud on insomnia, Twitter, 4:31 AM, July 23rd 2019

  • Broke a glass at a restaurant. Apologize to the waiter, he looks at me, says "Accidents happen. YOU know what I mean!"

    James Hinchcliffe via Twitter, December 17th 2015

  • Do you still remember how to celebrate these things?!

    Tim Cindric on the radio to Will Power, Detroit, 5th June 2016

  • Let's wait and watch.

    Tom Carnegie

  • Brian Clauson's car got pretty beat up yesterday. It's black and blue all over

    Justin Wilson on Brian Clauson's patchwork DW12, bump day, Indy 2012

  • My Father said if you are going to win one race, make sure it is the Indianapolis 500

    Eddie Cheever after winning the Indy 500

  • Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug. And sometimes you have an air gun failure.

    Simon Pagenaud on equipment issues, St Petersburg, March 11th 2018

  • Time to go to the back row party!

    Ryan Hunter Reay, Indy 500 Bump Day 2009

  • Everyone thinks that running in dirty air causes the front end to wash out, but actually it affects the whole car and you just can't follow someone close in fast or medium-speed corners since the aerokits came in.

    Will Power on aerokits, Motorsport.com, May 4th 2016

  • Racing IndyCars at Richmond is like flying fighter jets in a gymnasium.

    Eddie Cheever Jr.

Standings

Results for Texas - Firestone 550K

PosPlayerTeamPoints
1Michael MasonYak Racing LLC.192
 Jennifer CaldwellSeven Promotions192
 Madix Johnson3M Autosport192
 Dale GleitzMallard192
 Jim BlaskoLightning Blackie192
 Brett M. WaldrepWaldrep Motorsports192
7Jim FergusonTeam Kanaan188
 Ryan WibleSnapple in my Big Gulp188
9JohnRacer X185
 matt cahillteam camaro185
11Shawn MattoxRust-eze Racing183
12Jim Mteamindy180
13Christopher MeyerRose-Hulman Racing179
14Jonathan CloseLemming51 Enterprises177
15CliffAlberta175
16John CunninghamPenske15173
17Tori JK Gnomes in Harmony172
 Dan500skipday172
19Jeff LeavellScuderia Owls Nest170
 Michel BrooksJPM or Bust!170
21Tom DeHavenP1 Chase168
22Andrewagn727167
23Chris RammelCrusher Racing166
24JamesChairburner Racing165
 Mike CockrallTeam Canada165
26Don WalkerFlying Diamond Racing164
 Dave BulebushBbush Racing South164
 william harveytrackslayer164
 Don CaldwellTravelodge Special #44164
 Shayla RammelTeamRammel164
31Derek WaldrepOne of Thirty-Three 161
 Ron StanleyDawg Fan161
 Drew StormsBadStorms161
 JoJacers161
 Bill Battle Red Racing161
36Chris WisemanHunt Wisely159
37John WilsonWombat Racing158
 Mike GBoilerbird Racing158
 Jose Not at the table Carlos Munoz158
 Darrell CoxRum Runner158
 Tim ReaganPerfect Circle Racing158
 Vincent C GenoveseSlot Eight Racing158
 Nick KCarters Starters158
 Nathan LosureWho Dat Racing158
45Alan LosureRebel Racing157
 KP BTeam Buckley157
47JordanKettle156
48AndrewInferno155
 Joseph GallagherTeam Helio155
 TonyArtamas155
 Donna Jacksongogetem155
 Chad KincaidSearching for the next Tom Sneva155
 Andrew LoviscekAndyCar Series155
54kerry breslinnz racers (who said kiwis can't fly)154
 Andrew MillerA.J. Foyt's PopOff Valve154
 Rob FoxxFoxx Indy Racing Enterprises154
 Daniel Mansell Racing154
58LeesadeeYou Got Smoked153
 JessicaKnow Effin Kloo153
60jeffh2oski151
61DeniseNeed4speed150
 John YIndy500orbust150
 L.A. Hewitt-RubleElectricPandaBoogaloo150
64Chris JockishOpen Wheeler149
 bob jarmulaUpsidedown149
66Joey NewgardenRacer OT148
67Mike ClineRahal Rules147
 Allen WedgeRide Buyers147
 MiguelEcurie GT-REPORT.com147
 John LivengoodLive 'N' Good Racing147
 BrianAjfan14147
 Neil PThe Stickman's Racing Group147
73Phil NationAmerican Racing146
 alexab108146
 Shanelle M.Phish Racing146
 Melissa BarramedaBignumber4146
 Rich GregorTeam Doughnuts146
78Ben SmithFacta Nonverba Racing145
79Lizzy WalshScottie's Girl144
80Rusty GreeneOpenWheelMadness143
 WhitStop Breakin Down143
82JackJohnson spears142
 Cruncher C. Block IIIuH-oH! Not another champion with the last name Blasko?! No, not happening this time142
 Tracy PerryPerry Boiler Racing142
 Matt CallahanOilCanCallahan142
 Ron DrewniakGot Screwed With The Front Row Challenge142
 RogerPBSWM Racing142
88Tom H.Coyotes141
 Dave RammelDoodles Racing141
 Kent MuellerMueller Autosport141
 Daniel GorunBandwidth Bandits141
 Tyler CartmellTDC Motorsports141
 Josh Bedink Chairburner Racing141
 Brian Johnsonidahoindy141
 Randy HolbrookFordGT40141
 Stevenracingesteban141
 Ben DenewethSweaty Gym Sock Motorsports141
98Candi JackmanJackman140
 Rob LeavellSKillet Enterprises140
100jeff stanleypink13139
 JeremyRight Rear Gone139
 Lynn BusbyZoomin Lili139
 Gary Evansnrracing139
 Glenn LaneTeam Arizona139
105Brad GravesLawnbandits138
 Chad EberlyBulldog Racing138
 Jeremy KellerDraggin' Racing138
108John WTeam Stinger137
 ChrisBrooks Bashers137
 Mike Hess Jr.Granite Racing137
 Jim YatesWildcat137
112TimTim's Brickyard Bombers136
113TrixieDennit Racing132
 RyanEmpty Cooler132
 Steve MenteGoggles_Paisano132
116Jeff MallueChairburner Racing131
117DawnSmith130
 Swen Johnson Shoreline Drive Motorsports130
119Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing128
 Sean BrennanSmashers128
121Andrew WoodFast Woody127
 Tony AkensTeam Backmarkers127
123Barry Kershaw Launch Racing126
124Stacy FallerCheckered Flag Chick125
 Bill WolfredTeam Nabors125
 Michael MisterkaGoCanadaRacing #33125
 shauna millerlil chubs125
128Kenneth PetruskyRoadCourseWarriors124
129MikeAlley Cat123
 Doug S85-95 Indy Rules123
 Brandon TerrellFunnyman6869123
 Mark WyldmanMarkoWild123
133Eric PrunedaPUSHED TO PASS122
134Chad RingAMR Racing120
135Frederick HurleyBig Green Motorsports119
136Brandon Ballschmiede1stDirection117
 paul millerlil helios117
138Dan Gusedguse500116
139HitokiriTeam Gatorade Hitokiri115
140TonyAWL Racing114
141Brad KoestersPenske is a Pussy113
142Jim MitchellIndy Power111
143Anthony ADRacing110
 Sheila BlaskoPeppy Pistons110
 Adam W.Team IndyWahoo6110
146Scott BartonIndy500Fan109
147Nicholas GesellTheSpeedwayGay107
148Jim CockrallOld Fart106
149Joe WaskomWaskom Racing105
 Susan Yatesdixonistheman105
151Larry KellerRahal's Racerz103
152FaridChallenger 1970102
153Greg IzziTeam Grizzlor99
154Alex WestgerdesAJ West Racing98
 KymKymopolis98
 WalentyDemoManWalenty#1498
 jakelowsschampcarrules98
158Andy MillerSquadra Speedgeek96
159Cristian PertonTeam Perton95
160Alex WaneeWahknee94
161Greg Koesters lets go racing91
 Dan KincaidDan Kincaid91
163JoeSactown Indy Fan88
164ToddYard of Bricks85
 Ken NethTeam Neth85
166JustinIRLFan983
167Tim JonesMidway Monster82
168JamesonBad Grasshopper Racing74
169GretchenGo Simona Go71