• Maybe he should start thinking about driving and stop thinking about dancing because that was a stupid move.

    Tomas Scheckter on Helio Castroneves, Detroit 2007

  • It's a living, breathing, organism.

    Eddie Cheever on Indianapolis Motor Speedway

  • Going into Texas with four wheels on the car is pretty exciting!

    Sarah Fisher after the 2009 Indianapolis 500

  • Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug. And sometimes you have an air gun failure.

    Simon Pagenaud on equipment issues, St Petersburg, March 11th 2018

  • Well, the elephant in the room is the aero kits.

    Marco Andretti on why the Honda teams were struggling, Barber, April 27th 2015

  • My picture isn't everywhere, but people recognize me. I'm telling you, it's the nose.

    Tony Kanaan, May 2007

  • I bet you'd love to drive one, you just wouldn't want to crash one!

    Charlie Kimball to Dale Jr. via Twitter, Pocono, August 23rd 2015

  • Heeeeere's something that's amazing... i-dent-ical laps.

    Tom Carnegie

  • Howard and me set the first and third fastest times of the day, and we both got beaten to grid slot 33 by a kid in Methodist Hospital with a smoking wreck of a car. The magic of Indy, huh?

    Paul Tracy, Indy Bump Day 2010

  • That's the kind of incident that leaves skidmarks *inside* the cockpit!

    Tom Sneva

  • At 220mph friendship, risk and victory become extremely volatile.

    Dan Wheldon

  • It was so scary for me. I don't know what else to say. I don't know what happened but it felt like my front and rear wings were upside down.

    Marco Andretti, Kansas 2007

  • I was a craft beer and a wallet chain away from being a hipster!

    James Hinchcliffe on beard growth, Tim and Sid's Plays of the Week, September 14th 2015

  • Gentlemen... restart your engines!

    Tom Carnegie, Indy 2004

  • I wish Beaux Barfield was officiating when I was driving - I'd have gotten a lot less penalties!

    Paul Tracy on lax penalties for avoidable contact, Long Beach 2014

  • When you've driven it for a day, you're going to feel naked without it.

    Will Power on testing the Aeroscreen, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, October 2nd 2019

  • I can't control what size I am and how I'm built. All I know is the NBA doesn't lower the hoop for short guys.

    Danica Patrick, June 2005

  • Everyone thinks that running in dirty air causes the front end to wash out, but actually it affects the whole car and you just can't follow someone close in fast or medium-speed corners since the aerokits came in.

    Will Power on aerokits, Motorsport.com, May 4th 2016

  • When you tug at a guy in the pit lane, I think that is taking advantage of your gender, because it puts me in an awkward position.

    Dan Wheldon on Danica Patrick, June 2007

  • If we're racing on Superspeedways with catch fencing, I fear we're just playing the odds until we have something protecting our heads. It’s a scary thing to say.

    Ryan Hunter-Reay on canopies, Racer Magazine, 15 September 2014

  • This has been the best season of my career in motorsport and I've learned so much. We'll be coming back to win this thing next year.

    Will Power on losing to Dario Franchitti, Homestead, 2010

  • I plan to be here hopefully until I'm into my 40s, and to accomplish something like Scott has done.

    Alexander Rossi on building an IndyCar legacy, Mobil1TheGrid.com, December 10th 2018

  • And here comes Max Crappis into the pits!

    Paul Page, Michigan '99

  • F1 is for sissies, this is proper racing, you can quote me on that!

    Dan Wheldon

  • If he thinks I'm not going to remember that, HE'S CRAZY!

    Danica Patrick on Dan Wheldon, Milwaukee 2007

  • I didn't leave. I was terminated.

    Sebastien Bourdais on the flip side of the Coyne, NBCSports.com, November 22nd 2019

  • I can tell you one thing, with 50 to go, I thought we were going to go home and close our tent.

    Roger Penske, Indy 2006

  • Antony! Yer losin' 3 seconds a lap! Now get yer foot into it, I'm not gonna tell ya again!!

    AJ Foyt, Chicagoland 2004

  • It was talent and skill, that's how I did it. A masterful display of driving ability!

    James Hinchcliffe on getting through the gap that took him from 17th to 6th at Mid Ohio, August 2014

  • Finishing in the Top-10 here was because of nutrition.

    A Sarah Fisher malapropism, Texas 2007

  • Patience is a virtue... and someone wasn't very virtuous today.

    James Hinchcliffe on an unnamed driver, Long Beach 2014

  • We won a 500-mile race - not the right one, but we won a 500-miler...

    Will Power on the 2016 season, ESPN.com, September 18th 2016

  • Good news is we've won every race we've finished!

    James Hinchcliffe on crashing out at Long Beach, April 22nd 2013

  • We'll see how it unfolds, and we're going to have to give each other respect and the space on the track.

    Danica Patrick on Dan Wheldon, June 2007

  • My Father said if you are going to win one race, make sure it is the Indianapolis 500

    Eddie Cheever after winning the Indy 500

  • I promise you this: it isn't the last you've seen of me at Indianapolis Motor Speedway. My last time there will not be a day when I'm walking out with my tail between my legs.

    Paul Tracy, Indy Bump Day 2010

  • If I ever pit with her again, I'm not racing for this team anymore - ever!

    Tony Kanaan, Kansas 2007

  • Cheever had a problem with my dad, he had a problem with me, and now he's taking it out on Marco.

    Michael Andretti, Watkins Glen 2006

  • She was acting like a spoiled brat. I don't respect that. I tried to step away. She kept grabbing on me like a dog that wanted to bite my ankles.

    Dan Wheldon on Danica Patrick, June 2007

  • Some people strap on their helmet and lose their brains.

    Graham Rahal on the carnage at Toronto, July 2011

  • Without the IRL, a lot of guys would never have been able to show what they can do.

    Tony Stewart, May 2007

  • The Indy 500 is the biggest race in the world. I don't think it's even debatable. It is.

    Dan Wheldon

  • Since last fall I've been wondering what in the hell it's going to feel like, and now I know.

    Danica Patrick on driving an IndyCar after 7 years away, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 1st 2018

  • When I saw he was slowing down, I have to say it was a relief. I thought, 'Now we can finally unleash the beast inside and go for the win.'

    Simon Pagenaud on Will Power's misfortune at Sonoma, ESPN.com, September 18th 2016

  • I am stupid.

    Zach Veach on Zach Veach after an off track excursion, IMS, July 4th 2020

  • I know a lot of people say that Iowa is in the middle of nowhere, but you know what, we get such a great crowd and they're so enthusiastic. As a driver you could put me in paradise, but if there's nobody in the grandstands then it's not good racing.

    Dan Wheldon on Iowa Speedway, June 2009

  • It's like a reunion to come back here every May. I've never retired. I always say, "I'm not done yet."

    Parnelli Jones, Indy 2007

  • I was going through there as hard as I could. It was for everything. It was for all the marbles.

    Sam Hornish Jr, Indy 2006

  • I keep getting asked by Europeans, drivers also, if racing around IMS was boring an' easy. I just want to shake my head and walk away.

    Connor Daly, June 6th 2013, via Twitter

  • Rick Mears is a great race car driver. Hopefully I have plenty of years to try to earn his respect again.

    Tony Kanaan, Detroit 2007

Standings

Results for Texas - Firestone 550K

PosPlayerTeamPoints
1Michael MasonYak Racing LLC.192
 Jennifer CaldwellSeven Promotions192
 Madix Johnson3M Autosport192
 Dale GleitzMallard192
 Jim BlaskoLightning Blackie192
 Brett M. WaldrepWaldrep Motorsports192
7Jim FergusonTeam Kanaan188
 Ryan WibleSnapple in my Big Gulp188
9JohnRacer X185
 matt cahillteam camaro185
11Shawn MattoxRust-eze Racing183
12Jim Mteamindy180
13Christopher MeyerRose-Hulman Racing179
14Jonathan CloseLemming51 Enterprises177
15CliffAlberta175
16John CunninghamPenske15173
17Tori JK Gnomes in Harmony172
 Dan500skipday172
19Jeff LeavellScuderia Owls Nest170
 Michel BrooksJPM or Bust!170
21Tom DeHavenP1 Chase168
22Andrewagn727167
23Chris RammelCrusher Racing166
24JamesChairburner Racing165
 Mike CockrallTeam Canada165
26Don WalkerFlying Diamond Racing164
 william harveytrackslayer164
 Dave BulebushBbush Racing South164
 Don CaldwellTravelodge Special #44164
 Shayla RammelTeamRammel164
31Derek WaldrepOne of Thirty-Three 161
 Ron StanleyDawg Fan161
 Drew StormsBadStorms161
 JoJacers161
 Bill Battle Red Racing161
36Chris WisemanHunt Wisely159
37John WilsonWombat Racing158
 Jose Not at the table Carlos Munoz158
 Mike GBoilerbird Racing158
 Darrell CoxRum Runner158
 Vincent C GenoveseSlot Eight Racing158
 Tim ReaganPerfect Circle Racing158
 Nathan LosureWho Dat Racing158
 Nick KPancho's Pit Crew158
45Alan LosureRebel Racing157
 KP BTeam Buckley157
47JordanKettle156
48AndrewInferno155
 TonyArtamas155
 Joseph GallagherTeam Helio155
 Donna Jacksongogetem155
 Chad KincaidSearching for the next Tom Sneva155
 Andrew LoviscekAndyCar Series155
54kerry breslinnz racers (who said kiwis can't fly)154
 Daniel Mansell Racing154
 Andrew MillerA.J. Foyt's PopOff Valve154
 Rob FoxxFoxx Indy Racing Enterprises154
58LeesadeeYou Got Smoked153
 JessicaKnow Effin Kloo153
60jeffh2oski151
61DeniseNeed4speed150
 John YIndy500orbust150
 L.A. Hewitt-RubleClutchXCoast150
64Chris JockishOpen Wheeler149
 bob jarmulaUpsidedown149
66Joey NewgardenRacer OT148
67Mike ClineRahal Rules147
 MiguelEcurie GT-REPORT.com147
 Allen WedgeRide Buyers147
 John LivengoodLive 'N' Good Racing147
 BrianAjfan14147
 Neil PThe Stickman's Racing Group147
73Phil NationAmerican Racing146
 alexab108146
 Shanelle M.Phish Racing146
 Rich GregorTeam Doughnuts146
 Melissa BarramedaBignumber4146
78Ben SmithFacta Nonverba Racing145
79Lizzy WalshScottie's Girl144
80Rusty GreeneOpenWheelMadness143
 WhitStop Breakin Down143
82JackJohnson spears142
 Cruncher C. Block III Simona...will win the Indy 500......besides, she's in a Penske.142
 Matt CallahanOilCanCallahan142
 Tracy PerryPerry Boiler Racing142
 RogerPBSWM Racing142
 Ron DrewniakBlack Flag142
88Tom H.Coyotes141
 Kent MuellerMueller Autosport141
 Dave RammelDoodles Racing141
 Daniel GorunBandwidth Bandits141
 Tyler CartmellTDC Motorsports141
 Josh Bedink Chairburner Racing141
 Brian Johnsonidahoindy141
 Randy HolbrookFordGT40141
 Stevenracingesteban141
 Ben DenewethSweaty Face Covering Motorsports141
98Candi JackmanJackman140
 Rob LeavellSKillet Enterprises140
100jeff stanleypink13139
 JeremyRight Rear Gone139
 Lynn BusbyZoomin Lili139
 Gary Evansnrracing139
 Glenn LaneTeam Arizona139
105Brad GravesLawnbandits138
 Chad EberlyBulldog Racing138
 Jeremy KellerDraggin' Racing138
108John WTeam Stinger137
 ChrisBrooks Bashers137
 Mike Hess Jr.Granite Racing137
 Jim YatesWildcat137
112TimTim's Brickyard Bombers136
113TrixieDennit Racing132
 RyanEmpty Cooler132
 Steve MenteGoggles_Paisano132
116Jeff MallueChairburner Racing131
117DawnSmith130
 Swen Johnson Shoreline Drive Motorsports130
119Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing128
 Sean BrennanSmashers128
121Andrew WoodFast Woody127
 Tony AkensTeam Backmarkers127
123Barry Shield Plus Racing126
124Stacy FallerCheckered Flag Chick125
 Bill WolfredTeam Nabors125
 Michael MisterkaGoCanadaRacing #33125
 shauna millerlil chubs125
128Kenneth PetruskyRoadCourseWarriors124
129MikeAlley Cat123
 Doug S85-95 Indy Rules123
 Brandon TerrellFunnyman6869123
 Mark WyldmanMarkoWild123
133Eric PrunedaPUSHED TO PASS122
134Chad RingAMR Racing120
135Frederick HurleyBig Green Motorsports119
136Brandon Ballschmiede1stDirection117
 paul millerlil helios117
138Dan Gusedguse500116
139HitokiriTeam Gatorade Hitokiri115
140TonyAWL Racing114
141Brad KoestersMichael blew his engine!!113
142Jim MitchellIndy Power111
143Anthony ADRacing110
 Sheila BlaskoPeppy Pistons110
 Adam W.Team IndyWahoo6110
146Scott BartonIndy500Fan109
147Nicholas GesellTheSpeedwayGay107
148Jim CockrallOld Fart106
149Joe WaskomWaskom Racing105
 Susan Yatesdixonistheman105
151Larry KellerRahal's Racerz103
152FaridChallenger 1970102
153Greg IzziTeam Grizzlor99
154Alex WestgerdesAJ West Racing98
 KymKymopolis98
 WalentyDemoManWalenty#1498
 jakelowsschampcarrules98
158Andy MillerSquadra Speedgeek96
159Cristian PertonTeam Perton95
160Alex WaneeWahknee94
161Greg Koesters lets go racing91
 Dan KincaidDan Kincaid91
163JoeSactown Indy Fan88
164ToddYard of Bricks85
 Ken NethBalls 2 to the Wall Racing85
166JustinIRLFan983
167Tim JonesMidway Monster82
168JamesonBad Grasshopper Racing74
169GretchenGo Simona Go71