• You need to learn how to f***ing count.

    Arie Luyendyk, Texas '97

  • We are trying to fix them but when you start behind the eight ball like last year you are playing catch-up and you will continue to play catch-up until we get rid of these stupid kits!

    Michael Andretti on aerokits, Autosport.com, 15th April 2016

  • The Indy 500 is the biggest race in the world. I don't think it's even debatable. It is.

    Dan Wheldon

  • The things that play on your mind the most are the ones that just got away.

    Buddy Lazier on the Indy 500

  • You know, bison do seem like some very American animals.

    Conor Daly on Bison, IndyCar.com March 23rd 2021

  • I was a craft beer and a wallet chain away from being a hipster!

    James Hinchcliffe on beard growth, Tim and Sid's Plays of the Week, September 14th 2015

  • Howard and me set the first and third fastest times of the day, and we both got beaten to grid slot 33 by a kid in Methodist Hospital with a smoking wreck of a car. The magic of Indy, huh?

    Paul Tracy, Indy Bump Day 2010

  • ...if everyone agrees on a spec kit, IndyCar needs to really use the chance to get something that looks good, doesn't have all this winglet crap stuck all over it, and doesn't create all this dirty air.

    Will Power on aerokits, motorsport.com, May 4th 2016

  • I'd have finished my career very disappointed had I not won the Indy 500. It's an amazing feeling and an amazing event.

    Will Power on winning the 102nd Indy 500, racer.com, August 7th 2018

  • If we're not racing hard, we're not racing.

    Tony Kanaan, St Pete's 2007

  • Who is the buff guy in blue with the big #Schnozolla?

    Chip Ganassi on Tony Kanaan's Family Feud appearance, via Twitter, July 26th 2016

  • 3-horse chase. Power, Dixie and GR

    Curt Cavin with a new twist on an old saying, GP of Baltimore 2013

  • Finishing in the Top-10 here was because of nutrition.

    A Sarah Fisher malapropism, Texas 2007

  • It's just crazy. If I never won another pole, I wouldn't care. Almost.

    James Hinchcliffe on winning the pole for the 100th Indy 500, May 22nd 2016

  • Maybe he should start thinking about driving and stop thinking about dancing because that was a stupid move.

    Tomas Scheckter on Helio Castroneves, Detroit 2007

  • The race that made the IRL famous!

    Eddie Gossage on the Bombardier Lear Jet 500, May 2009

  • I'm throwing this one out to Dan. This is his hometown, this is his car.

    James Hinchcliffe after his first career victory, St. Petersburg, March 24th 2013

  • If we're racing on Superspeedways with catch fencing, I fear we're just playing the odds until we have something protecting our heads. It’s a scary thing to say.

    Ryan Hunter-Reay on canopies, Racer Magazine, 15 September 2014

  • Heeeeeee's on it!

    Tom Carnegie

  • I wish Beaux Barfield was officiating when I was driving - I'd have gotten a lot less penalties!

    Paul Tracy on lax penalties for avoidable contact, Long Beach 2014

  • This is a huge day for the IndyCar Series and for our sport as a whole, for sure.

    Michael Andretti, February 22nd 2008

  • We'd love to see Buddy Rice in a car and in the Indy 500, but as best we can tell, no driver has ever qualified for the Indy 500 from their couch.

    TrackSideOnline, May 2009

  • ...one of the things that has always been wrong with that theory that NASCAR is the enemy... and they are... is because the people at NASCAR need to protect NASCAR.

    Curt Cavin on Trackside, May 13th 2010

  • I've never been so happy to be in last place.

    Ryan Hunter Reay, Indy 500 Bump Day 2009

  • This is a great decision by IndyCar. Plus it gives me another month to get ready.

    Jimmie Johnson on the 2021 season opener being delayed, via Twitter, January 6th 2021

  • We're all back to square zero!

    James Hinchcliffe on the start of a new season, Trackside, March 18th 2014

  • Any time I get to come to Indianapolis, any time I get to participate in the greatest spectacle in motor racing, it's a great day.

    Paul Diatlovitch, Indy Bump Day 2007

  • Since last fall I've been wondering what in the hell it's going to feel like, and now I know.

    Danica Patrick on driving an IndyCar after 7 years away, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 1st 2018

  • Will he get through? Where is he? Where is he? There he is!

    Tom Carnegie on A.J. Foyt, 1967

  • I was going through there as hard as I could. It was for everything. It was for all the marbles.

    Sam Hornish Jr, Indy 2006

  • I hope all the fans out there were as excited about that race as I am. It was awesome doing so much passing. Racing can't get any better!

    Graham Rahal on the Kentucky 300, August 2009

  • To finish first you must first finish.

    Rick Mears

  • Do you still remember how to celebrate these things?!

    Tim Cindric on the radio to Will Power, Detroit, 5th June 2016

  • The worst thing about crashing A.J.'s car twice in two days is you still have to go to dinner with him. And he makes you buy, and then he eats your bowl of ice cream, too.

    Billy Boat

  • You won't believe it!

    Tom Carnegie

  • The day started when I walked into Gasoline Alley and saw the grandstands. It was my first time here on race day and it was quite unbelievable.

    Alex Tagliani on the 2009 Indianapolis 500

  • I am a connoisseur of information!

    Conor Daly on silly season rumours, Trackside, September 13th 2016

  • I drove it like I stole it!

    Helio Castroneves, St Pete's 2006

  • I think Briscoe and I had a pretty good race going on, but we got what we got.

    Scott Dixon on losing the race and the championship, Homestead 2009

  • Back then there were 50-75 cars just trying to make the field. And they were the best drivers in the world. I remember thinking; I can’t believe this. I can't believe I got a spot.

    A.J. Foyt on qualifying for his first Indianapolis 500 mile race

  • The track is narrower than I thought! You watch the television and you see three cars alongside on the main straight - now I am in the car on the main straight and it's hard to imagine how you can fit three cars there at speed.

    Fernando Alonso after his first test at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 3rd 2017

  • When you go home and you're slow, there's nothing you can do. But when you go home under these conditions it's kind of tough.

    Alex Tagliani, Indy 500 Bump Day 2009

  • I remember the first year I raced here, I took pictures of the entrance. I was taking pictures. I hoped one day to race here in May.

    Fernando Alonso on Indianapolis Motor Speedway, May 3rd 2017

  • Broke a glass at a restaurant. Apologize to the waiter, he looks at me, says "Accidents happen. YOU know what I mean!"

    James Hinchcliffe via Twitter, December 17th 2015

  • It's amazing how different an Indycar is from anything else on a racetrack.

    Alexander Rossi, Autosport.com, April 26th 2017

  • It was a tough day – really disappointing... I guess it was a good day in reality.

    Josef Newgarden on finishing 7th at the IMS Road Course, July 4th 2020

  • If you're an open-wheel racer and not at Indy in May, you're not really a race car driver. You just think you are.

    Eddie Cheever

  • I am stupid.

    Zach Veach on Zach Veach after an off track excursion, IMS, July 4th 2020

  • I know a lot of people say that Iowa is in the middle of nowhere, but you know what, we get such a great crowd and they're so enthusiastic. As a driver you could put me in paradise, but if there's nobody in the grandstands then it's not good racing.

    Dan Wheldon on Iowa Speedway, June 2009

  • Some of the drivers who don't want to do the Indy 500, they just have small balls. I think that's the only explanation.

    Mikhail Aleshin on drivers who are too scared to run the Indy 500, May 16th 2017

Standings

Results for Indianapolis 500

PosPlayerTeamPoints
1Dave NiesmanHigh Speed Money Pit391
2KP BTeam Buckley372
3JC LABBlue Bayou Racing 362
4Judy Laubysome beach348
5Andrewagn727347
6Mark WyldmanMarkoWild342
7John GangwerPenske Power '17338
8dacBoiler Up335
9alexab108332
 Barry Shield Plus Racing332
 Kurt St. AngeloThe Legacy Yellow Shirts332
 Ron DrewniakBlack Flag332
13John BlaskoSpeed Master II328
14LeesadeeYou Got Smoked324
 Jim BillardAncient Oaks Racing324
16Joseph GallagherTeam Helio318
17Ken NethBalls 2 to the Wall Racing317
18Maryln E.MizzIndy311
 Andy MillerSquadra Speedgeek311
 jeffh2oski311
 JoeSactown Indy Fan311
22Gary Evansnrracing310
 L.A. Hewitt-RubleClutchXCoast310
24RodRamblin307
25Steve MenteGoggles_Paisano306
26MichaelRick Mears Head305
27Mike CockrallTeam Canada295
 Chris RammelCrusher Racing295
29Pat WottonIndyCarlin294
30John BernbrockLittle Al Fan293
 Bryan BurdickSuper 15293
 Tom TaylorTaylor Racing Team293
33Rod StrayerHoosier Racing Team288
34DeniseNeed4speed283
 Brad allenBarney Oldfield’s Cigar283
 Evan KramerWindyCityIndy27283
37Alan LosureRebel Racing282
 Mike GBoilerbird Racing282
 Joey NewgardenRacer OT282
40Tom DeHavenP1 Chase280
41Bill KnothThe unblinking eye278
 Bill Battle Red Racing278
43Gordon MartinezA French Jimmie w/ Kiwi Chaser274
44Scott YostScoop85273
45Larry KellerRahal's Racerz269
46Dave RammelDoodles Racing268
47Kevin KreighIndy_K265
 jim stringfellowRace Riot265
49Dale GleitzMallard263
50Dave BulebushBbush Racing South262
51JGrinerLionheartNeverForget261
 Ben DenewethSweaty Face Covering Motorsports261
53Darrell CoxRum Runner257
54Mike WilliamsFoytfanforever255
55Lloyd FrazierFrazier 7up Racing253
56Drew StormsBadStorms251
57Town Monument BlobDavid Hobbs' relief driver250
58Lizzy WalshScottie's Girl249
59Cruncher C. Block III Simona...will win the Indy 500......besides, she's in a Penske.246
 VinceStinger Racing246
61MikeAlley Cat243
62Rick SNo Attack, No Chance242
63Ben SmithFacta Nonverba Racing241
 JohnRacer X241
65Nathan LosureWho Dat Racing239
 Jim FergusonTeam Kanaan239
 TSRTSR Racing239
68William WilsonG2 RACING CAR NO#306238
69Molly GreenFlying Corn234
70jeff nieserwallslammer233
 ChelseaRacing Divas233
72Bill Sandersm20Bill227
73Adam EvartsEvarts Motorsports226
 Vincent C GenoveseSlot 8 Racing226
75Alfa GiuseppeJoltin' Joe Racing222
 Jeff MayRED STAR MOTORSPORTS222
77LeslieHelio Fan #4 for #3220
78eldeelde219
 Jeremy Grinerjcoleg219
 FaridChallenger 1970219
 KymKymopolis219
82StephanieWindy City Quackers218
83John WilsonWombat Racing214
 Allen BujakWar Eagle Racing214
85Sheila BlaskoPeppy Pistons213
86Andrew MillerA.J. Foyt's PopOff Valve212
87Jay BreslawskiMonarch LT Racing210
 Donna Jacksongogetem210
89Todd GreenSnakes & Arrows Racing208
90Jim BlaskoLightning Blackie206
91Melissa BarramedaBignumber4205
92Michael MisterkaGoCanadaRacing #33202
93TrixieDennit Racing199
94Patrick MooreBrundle 192
95Michael JonesCXT420188
96shelby stevenson15in19180
97Rob LeavellSKillet Enterprises179
98Anthony Wayne Clark 1989Anthony Clark Autosports169
99Parker Allen Digitized racers167
100Candi JackmanJackman161
 Rob FoxxFoxx Indy Racing Enterprises161
102Matt CallahanOilCanCallahan157
103Jonathan CloseLemming51 Enterprises153
104craig StringfellowSquaredCircleracing119
105Andrew WoodFast Woody100
106Scott BartonIndy500Fan89
107Elaine MackoFairchild78